2023 EDIT: I remade this in Godot so it'll work in modern browsers. It's as close as I could get to a pixel-perfect recreation of the original, wonky collision shapes and all.
2021 EDIT: Flash is dead, and so is this game. I'm leaving my small graveyard of Flash games here anyway.
Made over the course of a particularly unpleasant afternoon
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